10 Steps To Impress A Church Minister

Step 1 - Have band practice upstairs during a church meeting.
Step 2 - Leave later than everyone else and lock up the building
Step 3 - Set the alarm.
Step 4 - Wander to the car park to drive home
Step 5 - Notice the Minister's "BannanaMobile" sitting in the car park
Step 6 - Call the church office phone - no answer
Step 7 - Call the Minister's mobile and have the following conversation:

*ring ring*
Minister: "Hallo mate"
Tristan: "Hiya, are you still in the church?"
M: "Yep"
T: "Crap. I suppose I'd better turn the alarm off then. Stay there...don't move"
M: "Too late - I can see a red light flashing"
T: "Pants."

Step 8 - Run back around to the front of the building, pull out keys and dash inside. and mis-type the code.
Step 9 - Hit as many keys as you can in what you hope are the correct order with no response from the alarm panel until it says "INVALID CODE".
Step 10 - Just after the panel says "ENTRY TIME=0", type in the correct code and breathe a sigh of relief when it then reads "UNSET"

Follow these 10 simple steps to ensure a long and happy time at your local church.